New Facts:

From homogenius:

FACT: There are no voluntary republican retirements--just a list of republicans that Markos has looked at with his icy glare.

FACT: Colbert didn't break his wrist in a fall--he did it intentionally to avoid arm wrestling Markos.

FACT: George W. Bush has ordered that Markos' name should never be said in his presence. The last time that happened George Bush swallowed his tongue. They just SAID it was a pretzel.